in a universe where nothing is evil: percy briefly takes up surfing. it’s obnoxious and awful. he starts wearing one of those hemp necklaces with seashells on it. he briefly contemplates a tribal tat. the truth: percy can’t actually surf. he stands on the board and makes the water move. he never actually learned how to let the water do its thing— he just moves the currents and poses. it stops when a pod of dolphins steals his surfboard. camp is safe once again.
i will say only this: mr. d’s name would not be abbreviated the way it is if it wasn’t supposed to also stand for mr. devito.
except also i am saying I HOPE U HAVE A FRUITFUL REREAD + welcome to the new age. the heroes of olympus age. welcome to hell
if you’re ever really sad you should probably go look at cake wrecks. your life won’t improve or anything but you’ll probably be too busy trying to decide why the word “ultrasound” is suddenly so funny to you to remember why you were sad, at least for a little while
every day i wish i was a furry. every day i wish i had grown up lusting after anthropomorphic animals because then i could draw animals and i would get good grades for possessing and exercising that skill. maybe in a more fortunate timeline the answer would be yes but we’re here and these are the lives we have to carry out until we meet our inevitable, unmemorable deaths. my funeral will have a strict no fursuits allowed rule purely so everyone may rebel and break it and take off their giant artfully-crafted fox heads to wipe away tears as my casket is lowered into the earth
Have I mentioned my love for Kamala Khan on this blog yet?
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
Im in love with Chris Pratt
'Bad Day' - Darwin Deez
Maybe you should wonder why
your apartment is always so empty
The American Hogwarts Houses
protip: these are all basically candy scents. the bear one “for the commanding man” is kiwi bubblegum
just starting my o’pinion
im nominating this post for Post of the Year
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me